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You Must Be Joking

You Must Be Joking

I went shopping to our local supermarket on the weekend, as you do. But when I arrived there I found everyone in the car park. So I wandered over to the window and pressed my nose against the glass. Imagine my surprise when I saw two crocodiles strolling down the aisle between the asparagus and the mushy peas. Imagine my amazement when one of the crocodiles turned to the other and said, “Quiet in here today, isn’t it…”

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